Episode 2/Transcript

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(Episode 1 recap.)

Sakura: *narrating* Last time on "Zombieland Saga", you met me, Sakura Minamoto, a girl full of hopes and dreams! Then I got hit by a truck and died, which was sad and then it was like, "Just kidding! You're still here and good morning!" Crazy, right? Then, I ran away and got shot by a policeman and now, this weird guy says I have to become an idol and save Saga. Oh, yeah, did I mention I'm a zombie now? After all that, I feel, like, pretty much anything can happen.

(In the Abandoned Mansion, Sakura is worried, and looks at the other six zombie celebrities that she is with now.)

Sakura: They really did snap out of it after last night's show. Well, except for Tae, I guess.

(Kotaro enters the room.)

Kotaro: Hello there, ladies. Congrats on your awakening.

(None of the girls respond. Kotaro walks up to Junko.)

Kotaro: I SAID CONGRATULATIONS!

(He walks away and goes to the chalkboard.)

Kotaro: I am your mysterious new idol producer, the Kotaro Tatsumi. Your job is to become pop sensations and save Saga from oblivion!

(Kotaro flips the chalkboard with his hand.)

Kotaro: Boom. Using all your legendary qualities...WE CAN PUT THIS PREFECTURE ON THE MAAAAAAP!

(Theme song.)

Saki: Man, this sucks. I don't freaking get what's going on.

Kotaro: Oh? What's stumping you?

Saki: You're saying I died? (Moves her fingers) So, how am I still moving around?

Saki: Ha ha. Laugh it up my sleeve, ladies and gents!

(Sakura walks up while holding a microphone, slaps Tae's head three times, and in slow motion. Tae's head hits the wall.)

Sakura: CAN YOU TRY TO HIDE THAT WE'RE ZOMBIES?!

(Audience gasps. Feedback whines. Saki lowers the microphone in shock.)

Sakura: How's anyone gonna believe we're idols if our heads pop off and we're mid-recital? That's not a thing. People can do when they're alive! But I guess your brain must be rotting inside. Pure stupidity from a DUMBASS ZOMBIE!!!

Saki: All right, bitch, it is on. Think you got rhymes? I'll kick your ass all the way to Hoto Shrine!

Sakura: Are you even listening? I couldn't be more succinct. If they find out what we are, then we go extinct. Don't you see they hate us? We're monsters to them! And if you don't accept that, the second chance is gonna end. The cops are trigger-happy, that's what happens when they're fearful. And you're gonna get a bullet to the brain if you're not careful!

(Kotaro beatboxes, resulting in a rap battle.)

Saki: 🎵Bet you think you're so smart, but you ain't got no sense🎵

🎵You think a badass bitch like me is gonna run when things start to get intense?🎵

🎵I was in a biker gang, or did you forget that?🎵

🎵I don't care about being an idol, don't wanna be no stuck-up brat!🎵

Yugiri: Yo! Hup, hup! Yo!

Lily: Hey, go!

(Lily puts Tae's head back on her body and places the microphone in her mouth.)

Lily: Yeah!

Sakura: 🎵I can't remember anything about my life before the ones step up in the stage🎵

🎵It's like I found something to live for🎵

🎵You might think that I'm naive or just gullible🎵

🎵But I'm just trying to do something in this world that's meaningful🎵

Episodio 2/Transcripción