Episode 2/Transcript

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(Episode 1 recap.)

Sakura: *narrating* Last time on "Zombieland Saga", you met me, Sakura Minamoto, a girl full of hopes and dreams! Then I got hit by a truck and died, which was sad and then it was like, "Just kidding! You're still here and good morning!" Crazy, right? Then, I ran away and got shot by a policeman and now, this weird guy says I have to become an idol and save Saga. Oh, yeah, did I mention I'm a zombie now? After all that, I feel, like, pretty much anything can happen.

(In the Abandoned Mansion, Sakura is worried, and looks at the other six zombie celebrities that she is with now.)

Sakura: They really did snap out of it after last night's show. Well, except for Tae, I guess.

(Kotaro enters the room.)

Kotaro: Hello there, ladies. Congrats on your awakening.

(None of the girls respond. Kotaro walks up to Junko.)

Kotaro: I SAID CONGRATULATIONS!

(He walks away and goes to the chalkboard.)

Kotaro: I am your mysterious new idol producer, the Kotaro Tatsumi. Your job is to become pop sensations and save Saga from oblivion!

(Kotaro flips the chalkboard with his hand.)

Kotaro: Boom.

Episodio 2/Transcripción